what do you feel when there is no coffee
when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
oh my god I hate drake fans i fucking hate them tonight was just fuck.
if you overhear someone call a library a “lie berry” then you are required by law to kill them while chanting “die berry”