THEMES THAT YOU LIKE
Too dead to die.

NERD/PUNK ROCKER/CRAZY CAT LADY/LESBIAN

inpointerstroughmywonderland:

Don’t you dare to tell me that Kurt Cobain doesn’t look like an orgasm covered with nutella or bacon.

iwishihadafather:

So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.

This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.

(via too-infinityyy-anddd-beyonddd)

puptowngirl:

*swallows unlit cigarette* it’s a metaphor

(via rnarkiplier)

gaytrenchcoatangel:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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your url really suits you actualucifer

(via frickinfuckinfrack)

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

(via gandalfthesasssy)

guy:

come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING

*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*

(via held-me-down-inthis-starlesscity)

hardisonparker:

im so tired of all the ‘their bodies fit perfectly together’ stuff like

where’s the ‘they tried spooning for like 20 minutes but they couldnt find a position where at least one arm wasnt awkwardly squished and they got overheated pretty quick’

(via justkirin)